Here's to keeping our blog updated daily.....

Salmonella does not fall victim to rising gas prices.

I cannot eat raw produce without thinking about death. I do not see a tomato, I see a respirator. Life is too precious to be eating fruits and vegetables. Fuck what your nutritionist says.

-Forever and always, paranoid

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_on_he_me/med_healthbeat_tomato_safety;_ylt=AsANXfO826GalUvRh.0lOx4R.3QA

WTF

This was at a republican convention in Texas. While re-reading this sentence I realize that this pin is not to shocking.

Selling out comes with a cell phone plan.

As of June 15, 2004 I am still unemployed.

It's fathers day, and unfortunately I feel like I know a lot of people who will not be celebrating. For those of you who have been resenting all those Father themed commercials, LISTEN UP. Stop listening to John Mayer's "Daughters" and get out of the fetal position. I'm not saying it's not all his fault, it probaly is. just be thankful he's that guy and not one of these guys.

LRD Presents: Dad's Worse Then Your's



Stage Dads: Joe Jackson, Joe Simpson, Mathew Knowles

















God bless these men for bringing us Icons like Michael Jackson and Beyonce. Hey, I even appreciate Simpson for bringing us the whole Chicken of the Sea thing. However I don't think i could come out of this family on top. Working since you were five and routine beatings are not for me. I'd probably be an Ashlee, Solange, or Tito.

Josef Fritzl


This man trapped his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathered 7 children with her. Doesn't he look like someone who would do that.








OJ
He raises them, so i guess they have to sort of overlook the whole "murder" thing, but could I really get over "If I did it.."
no.



Darth Vader
He abandoned his kids, killed his wife and chopped his sons hand off. Bastard.


Best Dad: Alec Baldwin
I don't think Alec Baldwin is a bad father. I think if I ignored my dad like this, I would get a very similar message. However, this tape is hilarious. So happy Father's day you rude little pig! I don't give a damn if you're 12.

Cool Kids Review

The Cool Kids concert sucked mainly cause Mel and I couldn't make it.

Music Update: Cool Kids concert Sunday at the Black Cat.



Studies show that hip-hop died with the tragic release of Mystikal's "Shake it Fast" in 2000. The Cool Kids just might be what we need for the recent old-school revival emerging across all genres of music and pop-culture. We will find out and stay tuned for a review.



If that is not the face of someone who pleads guilty to sexual battery, then I don't know what is?

Since this is our first post Yammie and I felt obligated to write about the most popular issue in the country, elections. We have always been big Obama supporters, but we couldn't really think of anything to add to all that has already been said about him and Senator Clinton.

Mel: Ok what should we say about Obama?
Yami: well I have a few sentences down,
Yesterday marked a turning point in history. Barack Obama became the first African-American to be nominated as a presidential candidate for the Democratic national party. It is now the two person race most of us have been waiting for. In November, we hope that a victory comparable to this will reoccur, since we don't want some gung-ho, POW running our country into more degradation than it already is. Congratulations Barack, and we look forward to your leadership in the future.
PS, you have a lot of work to do.
Mel: Wow. I think pow sounds like an insult. He didn't pick to be one, and it doesn't sound like you.
Yami: True, I forgot, people are going to read this. Lets scratch that.
gung-ho conservative?
gung-ho geezer?
Mel: Well why are we writing this?
Yami: To congratulate Barack.
Mel: He's going to come across this blog when hes researching lil wayne lyrics.

And if you ever doubted just how hip hop he is


and here is yami's revised letter:

Yesterday marked a turning point in history. Barack Obama became the first African-American to be nominated as a presidential candidate for the Democratic national party. It is now the two person race most of us have been waiting for. In November, we hope that a victory comparable to this will reoccur, since we don't war hungry [insert diss here] running our country into the ground, more than it already is. Congratulations Barack, and we look forward to your presence in our future.

P.S. you have a lot of work to do.