So we've decided to change gears in spirit of the way the world is now. Because we don't want to associated with those really militant blacks.




They yell too much and might cut your nuts off
To even out the score here is a list of our favorite white people.
1. Joe Biden: To like him, you have to hear him for yourself.
Quotes about President Obama: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
I'm not sure I can put into words why I like Joe Biden. Remember all that deep breathing he was doing during his only debate with Sarah Palin. He had to practice how to be nice. That is why he is so awesome. Joe Biden keeps it real. He's like that Dave Chappelle skit, except it hasn't gone wrong yet. And if you don't like it: You's a bitch and so's your aunt.
2. Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte: They like rims, Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy, Grillz and they dominate their sport.


3. Robert De Niro: He is my favorite actor and because I'm a movie buff, that makes him very important to me. He's made countless amazing drama's and a handful of mediocre comedies. He's also directed two films with two common themes: the 1950's and white guys falling in love with black girls. More importantly Robert De Niro has been married twice to black women and has 7 black children.

4. Demetri Martin: He is funny.

FYI: Important Things With Demetri Martin premieres tonight on Comedy Central.
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I just noticed that I was on the list of militant blacks.
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